Frostitute - Top Shelf Express (2024)

AAA Flower, Clearance Bin, Flower Strains, Hybrid, Sativa

$21.00 – $38.00

AAA++

Happy, happy, happy. Are the best fitting words to describe Red Dragon. This slightly Sativa dominant beauty comes from two vastly different backgrounds with Himalayan and Brazilian blood in her mix she really knows how to let loose and unwind. Those suffering from depression and stress would do well to bring this lovely into their friend circle. Imbibing too much in this friendly soul however can lead you to forget not just your worries but also what you just planned to say or type. Words and thoughts can become fleeting but also pain, spasms and nausea will fly out the window with only a few inhales of this tropical tasting beauty. Go on, unleash the dragon.

The sativa genes are dominant in this hybrid, which has a sativa/indica ratio of between 60:40 and 70:30. THC levels are moderate, topping out at 20% in available tests, are high enough to deliver effective medical treatment yet low enough to appeal to first-time patients and occasional smokers. Even so, the side effects from this strain can be powerful, especially the paranoia, so patients with anxiety may want to avoid this strain. Still, it’s an excellent tool for relieving depression, inflammation, migraine headaches, mood disorders, nausea, pain, and insomnia. It’s a less helpful tool in fighting seizures and other conditions that require CBD, since that chemical is scarce in Red Dragon. The high the strain produces is euphoric and happy yet sleepy and powerfully hungry, making it a good tool for alleviating wasting and eating disorders. The smell is spicy yet sweet and woody, while the flavour is similar. In addition to widely reported paranoia and anxiety, dry mouth, dry eyes, and dizziness are also possible side effects.

AAAA Flower, Flower Strains, Hybrid, Indica

$8.00 – $145.00

AAAA

London Poundcake is an indica dominant hybrid strain created through crossing the deliciousSunset Sherbetwith another indica-heavy hybrid strain. Named for its insanely delicious flavor, London Poundcake packs a sweet berry and grape flavor accented by nutty lemon and citrus. The aroma is earthy and woody, with hints of nutty lemon and fruity berries throughout. The London Poundcake high is just as delightful as the flavor, with calming and centered effects that are both relaxing and lifting in nature. You’ll feel a light lift at the onset of the high that fills you with a calming sense of centered focus, gently easing away negative or racing thoughts immediately. As your mind settles, a relaxing body high will sneak up on you, lulling you into a slightly couch-locked state that doesn’t cause too much sedation or sleepiness at all. Thanks to these effects and its insanely high 26-29% average THC level, London Poundcake is said to be perfect for the experienced patient suffering from conditions such as mood swings, chronic stress, depression, ADD or ADHD and chronic fatigue. This bud has dense spade-shaped olive green nugs with lots of thin orange hairs and a coating of tiny frosty amber crystal trichomes.

AAAA Flower, Mix and Match, Flower Strains, Hybrid, Indica, Sativa

$161.00 – $176.00

Mix and Match AAAA Ounce

With Top Shelf Express’s Mix & Match Ounce, you now have the option to build your own customizable one ounce pack. This deal allows you to choose any four strains of your liking from our catalog of AAAA grade flowerto create a personalized one ounce deal. Each strain comes in a 7 gram (1/4 ounce) variation for a total of 28 grams. The Mix and Match Ounce deal is a cost-effective pack that is ideal for those who enjoy variety, and anyone looking to medicate without having to give up quality for cost.

AAA Flower, Flower Strains, Hybrid, Indica

$22.00 – $70.00

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Banana MAC, also known as “Banana Miracle Alien Cookies,” is a slightly indica dominant hybrid strain (60% indica/40% sativa) created through crossing the delicious Banana Kush X Miracle Alien Cookies (MAC) strains. When it comes to flavor, this bud’s name says it all. Banana MAC packs a sweet nutty banana cookie flavor with a rich tropical nutty exhale. The aroma is just as delicious, with a sweet banana overtone that’s accented by nutty herbs and spices. The Banana MAC high isn’t quite as bright as the flavor, with relaxing effects that are best suited for an evening spent at home rather than out and about. You’ll feel the high build slowly, filling you with a growing happiness that slowly pushes out any negative or racing thoughts with ease. As your mind reaches new heights of happy creativity, a sense of calm will spread throughout your physical form, anchoring you to the couch and leaving you fully immovable for hours on end. With these long-lasting effects and its high 22-26% average THC level, Banana MAC is often chosen to treat those suffering from conditions such as insomnia, mood swings, depression, chronic stress, nausea or appetite loss and chronic pain. This bud has spade-shaped long blueish-green nugs with dark leaves, yellow-orange hairs and a coating of frosty tiny golden amber crystal trichomes.